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Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Other women are competition. Why do we women turn into animals at the drop of a hat?

So. I would like to discuss the way that most women see other women. They are competition. Now I always complain about this when it is done to me but have caught myself doing it as well. I am thinking that all women have the catty in them even if like myself, they consider themselves to be generally UN-catty, nice women.  So here goes my attempt at explaining this nonsense that hormones and nature have saddled us with. There are two states of mind that a woman can be in when meeting another woman for the first time. The first state of mind would be the single state of mind. This is the mind state that a woman is in when she is not in a relationship. It is the time when even if a woman is not " looking " for a relationship, she is still looking. Bizarro I know. We are so full of contradictions sometimes we don't know what the hell we are talking about. So anyway. This is when a woman is single. This is when she is constantly looking around her. At the men and the women. The men cause she wants to know if there is currently anything out there worth her while. The women because she wants to know if there are any other girls " looking" who might be, how should I say this? Uh...... way prettier than we are, I don't know. That's a really lame reason but we have to know what we are up against. For instance, if we have spotted a male that we find attractive and he is talking to a knockout in killer black suede heels, We will make a note that he seems to like the way her legs look in those heels and we might throw in a halter because our girls are much more perky than hers are. ( Sorry that was soooo Catty. )  See. Know what you are up against. This woman could stand in your way of finding the perfect dude for you. I f I am walking through a store and another woman gives me a bitch look, I smile at her cause I know she is only looking at me kike that because something about me made her feel " Less than" for a moment. Not that I'm happy she felt bad, I just know how other women think. I see it as a compliment. She would not look at me like that if I looked like shit. Now even if you get into a relationship, you never really leave this state of mind behind because every now and then you will want to know that you still got it. So from time to time you will revisit this mind state. The other mind state of a woman meeting another woman for the first time is the committed woman. The one that is either married or has been with the same dude for like ever. " Happily Unmarried " LOL. When she meats a woman for the first time, all the other feelings from single woman are still there only instead of the woman standing in the way of you getting the perfect dude, she is now stepping in and taking said perfect dude from you. Yes I understand that this is a bit illogical. You don't know that she is trying to take your man. She could be really nice and you guys could possibly be friends. Hell, You might have been kindred spirits or something. To bad she is single cause that means you cant be friends. What if she tries to steal your man? He's obviously a catch otherwise, you would not want him. So from this moment on, She is the whore who cant be trusted. And that's only if she is halfway decent looking. God help her poor soul if she is prettier than you. All because for some odd reason, the minute someone threatens the stability of our self confidence, they become evil incarnate. Some dumb animal instinct. Two things everyone on the fucking planet should know about women, 1. Never fuck with a woman's kids and 2. Never under any circumstances, do you ever fuck with a woman's man. Thems ass woopin actions right there.  Bears, Tigers, Human's, it don't matter, a woman is a woman. She'll tear your stupid head off first and ask questions later.So what do we do? Just accept the fact that we women as a whole by nature are a " little " bi polar. And those are the normal ones. Imagine the ones that really have problems.